DEADPOOL AND THE WOLVERINE

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Wolverine: [pins Deadpool with his claws and raises his body up high in the air] Where the hell are we?
Deadpool: I don't know. Looks kind of Mad Maxy, but that would be IP infringement, right?
Wolver...

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Wolverine: [sees Chris Evans] Dear God, it's him.
Wolverine: Who?
Deadpool: The one. The superhero equivalent to comfort food, or molly. A white guy's answer to all the disappointments in another A-Li...

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Deadpool: I didn't lie!
Wolverine: You lied!
Deadpool: No, I made an educated wish! Because I need you!
[holds up the photo of him and his friends]
Deadpool: This. This is why. Right here. Because if ...

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Deadpool: Fuck, this is gonna hurt.
[Looks down at his guns, then looks over and sees two magazines of ammunition lying nearby]
Deadpool: Alright! Fuck it! Let's give the people what they came for.
Wo...

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B-15: Let's get this Deadpool variant back to the Void.
Deadpool: Wait, hold on. What?
Peter: [hurrying in] Nope. Actually, this one's homegrown, like me. He belongs here.
B-15: And you are?
Peter: Pe...

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Deadpool: One anchor being coming right up! On your left, baby girl! This Logan has the same he-can-do-anything-even-musicals look. And bonus, he's actually wearing a costume like he's not embarrassed...

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Deadpool:
[on X-Men Wolverine]
I've got no problems with Hugh. I mean he's a delightful guy, he really is. True legend. But the movie, that was a career low for me. | I got it Weas Thanks Oh And uh th...

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Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine, you piece of shit. Mm. Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right. Put your greasy tits away,you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still...

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Deadpool: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Wolverine is not dead. Sure, it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story. But that's not how regenerative healing factors work. You think I...

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Deadpool: [to Logan] In my world, you're, um... you're well-regarded. .
Logan: Yeah, well, not in mine.
Deadpool: They don't like me much in mine, either.
Logan: You don't say.
Deadpool: I wanted to b...

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And as I saidwe've got a standard three-year… bumper to bumper warranty. Glad you gave us a second chance. And don't worry. Wade and I are a team,so I'll see he gets half the commission… That feels...

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Deadpool:
I should've come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Vanessa Carlysle:
You mean this mask?
[takes off mask to reveal cheap paper mas...

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But it's good to see ya. I gotta be honest,I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it.Deadpool and Wolverine just fuckin' shit up. Can you imagine the fun, the chaos… the...

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Deadpool: You know, from behind you look a little bit like Henry...
[looks at a Wolverine variant]
Deadpool: OH, MY FUCK! The Cavillrine. The legends are true. And may I say sir, on behalf of all of h...

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[first lines]

Deadpool:
Fuck Wolverine. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in thi...

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an orange fire is covered with orange flames and the word fire on it.

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Deadpool: You guys may not have been able to save your universes, but you can avenge them. It's what Johnny would have wanted.
Elektra: Wait. You knew Johnny?
Logan: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. Dickhead her...

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And as I said,we've got a standard three-year bumper to bumper warranty. Glad you gave us a second chance. And don't worry. Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the commission-- Whoa. That...

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But it's good to see ya. I gotta be honest, I've alwayswanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it. Deadpool and Wolverinejust fuckin' shit up. Can you imagine the fun, the chaos... the...

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Wolverine: You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have...

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Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine,you piece of shit. - Mm.- Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right.Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still...

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Mr. Paradox: The Ripper is fed from a secure chamber below ground. It is powered by twin matter and anti-matter feeds converging inside the device. Now, Cassandra Nova is redirecting the Ripper's...

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Will Munson:
He's a friend of mine.
Jackson:
A friend with a big mouth.
Logan:
I hear that a lot.
Jackson:
Then you probably hear this, too.
[cocks his gun]

Logan:
More than I'd like.
Jackson:
T...

Scene Description:
two men stand in a field with one wearing a hat and the other wearing a cowboy hat.

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Wolverine:You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have...